Cipbogban is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful badger.

Cipbogban created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbogban, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cipbogban, she will laugh at you.

Cipbogban's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cipbogban's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not take Cipbogban's name in vain.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never paint your legs gray.