Megnuttbess is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic whale.

Megnuttbess created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Megnuttbess, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Megnuttbess, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Megnuttbess' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Megnuttbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect five tin sculptures of Megnuttbess on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Megnuttbess on top of all buildings.

5. You must love Megnuttbess.