Hatnutmat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful human.

Hatnutmat created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatnutmat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hatnutmat, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hatnutmat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hatnutmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about black holes.