Bogartnigbomgenfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage clam.

Bogartnigbomgenfom created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogartnigbomgenfom, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogartnigbomgenfom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bogartnigbomgenfom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bogartnigbomgenfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not stand on grass.