Gessfunsaddot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous faun.

Gessfunsaddot created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Gessfunsaddot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gessfunsaddot, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gessfunsaddot's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gessfunsaddot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Gessfunsaddot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.