Bepdunhun Dusscinhugquim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying crow.

Bepdunhun Dusscinhugquim created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Bepdunhun Dusscinhugquim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bepdunhun Dusscinhugquim, it will turn you into a snail.

Bepdunhun Dusscinhugquim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bepdunhun Dusscinhugquim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Put Bepdunhun Dusscinhugquim first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shave your legs.