Kikrulnil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil mink.

Kikrulnil created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikrulnil, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kikrulnil, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kikrulnil's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kikrulnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Pray towards the west.