Titflapgon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional horse.

Titflapgon created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Titflapgon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Titflapgon, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Titflapgon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Titflapgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Hide from violet shrews for they are unholy.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Always obey Titflapgon's priests.