Milmifcet is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional donkey.

Milmifcet created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milmifcet, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Milmifcet, she will turn you into a hamster.

Milmifcet's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Milmifcet's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Milmifcet.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about gravity.