Gabzedhab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, sapient goose.

Gabzedhab created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gabzedhab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gabzedhab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gabzedhab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Gabzedhab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gabzedhab six times a day.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about moons.