Dobpagwod Hadkomfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tranquil snake.

Dobpagwod Hadkomfon created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobpagwod Hadkomfon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dobpagwod Hadkomfon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dobpagwod Hadkomfon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dobpagwod Hadkomfon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three ants approach from the west.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Put Dobpagwod Hadkomfon first in all things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.