Bankemrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a large, slow ferret.

Bankemrutt created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bankemrutt, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bankemrutt, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bankemrutt's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bankemrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near otters.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.