Pigvag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast salamander.

Pigvag created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigvag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pigvag, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Pigvag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Pigvag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.