Afkopqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid crocodile.

Afkopqueeg created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Afkopqueeg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Afkopqueeg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Afkopqueeg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Afkopqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Hide from gray turtles for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Afkopqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Pray towards the west.