Doddapcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, weak squid.

Doddapcip created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Doddapcip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Doddapcip, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Doddapcip's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Doddapcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Retreat if four geese approach from the west.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.