Nigominhan Hinnakyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, slow snake.

Nigominhan Hinnakyarl created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigominhan Hinnakyarl, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nigominhan Hinnakyarl, it will torture you forever.

Nigominhan Hinnakyarl's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nigominhan Hinnakyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.