Jincabapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, conceited goat.

Jincabapp created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jincabapp, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jincabapp, he will be very unhappy.

Jincabapp's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jincabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look after injured mice.