Titcamsat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered wombat.

Titcamsat created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titcamsat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Titcamsat, he will turn you into a tree.

Titcamsat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Titcamsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about amino acids.