Tipfubarp is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic squid.

Tipfubarp created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipfubarp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tipfubarp, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Tipfubarp's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tipfubarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Tipfubarp must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about gravity.