Cabfomdibpinkopzodfig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, effective aardvark.

Cabfomdibpinkopzodfig created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabfomdibpinkopzodfig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cabfomdibpinkopzodfig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cabfomdibpinkopzodfig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cabfomdibpinkopzodfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed oranges to seals while wearing brown coats.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never sing near foxes.