Mapwoncimdot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane deer.

Mapwoncimdot created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapwoncimdot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mapwoncimdot, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mapwoncimdot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Mapwoncimdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Mapwoncimdot on top of important buildings.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must love Mapwoncimdot.

5. Never wear coats.