Jigpagtarg Rilbudwigsat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise snail.

Jigpagtarg Rilbudwigsat created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigpagtarg Rilbudwigsat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jigpagtarg Rilbudwigsat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Jigpagtarg Rilbudwigsat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jigpagtarg Rilbudwigsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not listen to music.