Siswipnellcudkadpigwegjin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish gerbil.

Siswipnellcudkadpigwegjin created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siswipnellcudkadpigwegjin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Siswipnellcudkadpigwegjin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Siswipnellcudkadpigwegjin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Siswipnellcudkadpigwegjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.
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