Hunwonmiggam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical bat.

Hunwonmiggam created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Hunwonmiggam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hunwonmiggam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hunwonmiggam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hunwonmiggam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never feed corn to aardvarks while wearing orange trousers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.