Fabyartvon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic warg.

Fabyartvon created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabyartvon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fabyartvon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabyartvon's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fabyartvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Retreat if five goats approach from the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.