Sanlinfumtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, generous bee.

Sanlinfumtaf created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanlinfumtaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sanlinfumtaf, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sanlinfumtaf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sanlinfumtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple scarves.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.