Sidbisswat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented cow.

Sidbisswat created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbisswat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidbisswat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Sidbisswat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sidbisswat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. You must love Sidbisswat.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Always take life seriously.