Flymatgam is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, smart mink.

Flymatgam created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flymatgam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flymatgam, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Flymatgam's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Flymatgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the west.

3. Put Flymatgam first in all things.

4. Retreat if nine otters approach from the south.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.