Bunpitlab is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong hydra.

Bunpitlab created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunpitlab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bunpitlab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bunpitlab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bunpitlab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide from purple mites for they are unholy.

4. Bunpitlab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not hurt goats.