Fadlabfas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent naga.

Fadlabfas created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadlabfas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fadlabfas, he will remove you from existence.

Fadlabfas' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fadlabfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

2. Run away if eight voles approach from the east.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadlabfas.

5. Always obey Fadlabfas' priests.