Tifmanmeglen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud weasel.

Tifmanmeglen created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifmanmeglen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tifmanmeglen, he will turn you into a mole.

Tifmanmeglen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tifmanmeglen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Run away if three otters approach from the north.