Libbonflap is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying deer.

Libbonflap created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Libbonflap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Libbonflap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Libbonflap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Libbonflap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.