Sitleghud is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful wasp.

Sitleghud created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitleghud, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitleghud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sitleghud's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sitleghud's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not kill dogs.