Ontmatgad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, temperamental bat.

Ontmatgad created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontmatgad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ontmatgad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ontmatgad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ontmatgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.