Kimlikhud is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful hedgehog.

Kimlikhud created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimlikhud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kimlikhud, it will think nothing of it.

Kimlikhud's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kimlikhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not hurt dogs.