Sugyakflow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying snail.

Sugyakflow created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sugyakflow, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sugyakflow, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sugyakflow's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sugyakflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.