Raplidstig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, kind jaguar.

Raplidstig created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Raplidstig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Raplidstig, he will turn you into a tree.

Raplidstig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Raplidstig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Raplidstig.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Raplidstig.