Fatdaphittarg is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable finch.

Fatdaphittarg created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdaphittarg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fatdaphittarg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fatdaphittarg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fatdaphittarg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your face black.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.