Govmiptim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud aardvark.

Govmiptim created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govmiptim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Govmiptim, she will turn you into a mole.

Govmiptim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Govmiptim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about horses.