Sabbam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy hydra.

Sabbam created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Sabbam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sabbam, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sabbam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sabbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Sabbam first in all things.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sabbam on top of all buildings.