Vidflaptip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic dog.

Vidflaptip created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Vidflaptip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vidflaptip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Vidflaptip's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vidflaptip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never feed gooseberries to seals while wearing purple coats.