Diss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident zebra.

Diss created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Diss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Diss, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Diss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Diss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help capybaras in need.