Dosslimmon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless butterfly.

Dosslimmon created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dosslimmon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dosslimmon, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dosslimmon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dosslimmon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dosslimmon.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.