Hotgumhingovpopsagyarlkon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome cow.

Hotgumhingovpopsagyarlkon created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotgumhingovpopsagyarlkon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hotgumhingovpopsagyarlkon, she will think nothing of it.

Hotgumhingovpopsagyarlkon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hotgumhingovpopsagyarlkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Worship no other gods but Hotgumhingovpopsagyarlkon.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never wear shorts.