Hanyattpodshavyokhanstanhun is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, wise hummingbird.

Hanyattpodshavyokhanstanhun created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Hanyattpodshavyokhanstanhun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hanyattpodshavyokhanstanhun, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Hanyattpodshavyokhanstanhun's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hanyattpodshavyokhanstanhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.