Milveenmapabtin is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, impressive wombat.

Milveenmapabtin created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Milveenmapabtin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Milveenmapabtin, it will be very unhappy.

Milveenmapabtin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Milveenmapabtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away if six monkeys approach from the west.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.