Bamvedrot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless scorpion.

Bamvedrot created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bamvedrot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bamvedrot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bamvedrot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bamvedrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bamvedrot's name in vain.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.