Jatjabwap Cabnibcim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented toad.

Jatjabwap Cabnibcim created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatjabwap Cabnibcim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jatjabwap Cabnibcim, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jatjabwap Cabnibcim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jatjabwap Cabnibcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not speak about bananas.