Sabditstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever ant.

Sabditstaf created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabditstaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sabditstaf, she will curse you with boils.

Sabditstaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sabditstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never skip in the presence of goats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not bounce in public.