Rilltailhudman is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless camel.

Rilltailhudman created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Rilltailhudman, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rilltailhudman, she will turn you into a hamster.

Rilltailhudman's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rilltailhudman's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue mites for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Always help goats.

5. Pray towards the north.